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Thawt Leeder
Follow closely where your people are going, so that you can lead them
5 days ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

My employees started talking about salary recently. To make things more fair, we decided to eliminate salary. Baseline performance is considered 50 hours, bonuses are paid for work done above baseline. When you add in ass-kiss multipliers and rat-out-poor-performers multipliers, most employees, er... contractors, can now potentially earn up to 101% of their old salary for only 90 hours of work a week. On a related note, I paid myself a $10m bonus for finding away to eliminate 95% of our health insurance costs.

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Curt Corginia
I am the founder, CEO, lead web developer, receptionist, and janitor at CORGICorporation
12 days ago β€’ πŸ’΅ Paid Intern

We hired someone with ZERO experience. We thought he would be a great fit with our culture so we took a chance. He didn't. We didn't train him. We're a pyramid scheme company, not a god damn charity. He has since been fired twice. The first time our HR screwed up on the paperwork. Sometimes people just need a chance. Agree? #circlejerk

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Same with us.

Emergency Escape

THAT Secretary πŸ’‹ β€’ 10-6-21

Keep this in your pocket for a quick escape from meetings, being cornered by overeager interns in the hallway, and all other awkward situations.

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The Real Prince of Botsylwania
The rightful heir to the throne of Botsylwania
18 days ago β€’ πŸ’Ό Middle Manager

People claim to have seen an UFO in Europe. False, ALL aliens must first visit USA, that is what school has taught me. Or maybe movies. Lol IDK I wasn’t paying attention because I WAS BUSY MAKING MONEY. WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE?

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I was having a really amazing poop and it turned into diarrhea.

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Irresistible office hulk
Director of Talent Acquisition at Optical Bitcoin
19 days ago β€’ 🏦 Business Titan

NOOOO

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Barnadew Jinx, Recycled Prophylactics Salesperson
I'm married to my work, hoping it will leave me too.
21 days ago β€’ 🏦 Business Titan

For appreciation day, I was given a bottle of toe spit. I do not know what this is, why it's gray, or how one would even acquire such a vial. I do know that it will remain in my care for eternity. Because I hustle. And to those who don't understand the relationship...

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Hustle is life. Lustle.

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