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Basil Eowax (it / that / ffs)
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13 days ago • 💼 Middle Manager

ANNOUNCING OUR NEW CORE VALUES Today, J-corp announces the following set of core values, the principles behind which all our team will coagulate and on which our business success will stand or fall. INERTIA - replacing the conflicting former values of RIGHT FIRST TIME and CONTINUOUS IMPROVEMENT, this new value reflects exactly where we are as a business: running to stand still, always demanding more yet settling for less. POKEBOWL - replacing our earlier dalliance with the hackneyed faux-Japanese concept of KAIZEN, Pokebowl reflects the zingy freshness that we demand for our lunches, only in a business concept. May be Malaysian, or just made up; almost definitely not necessarily Japanese but we will write it in a racist font and make you wear it on a t-shirt. DO WHAT I SAY - Doing the right thing for the customer is so important. But on the other hand, I’ve been promoted above you so go figure. JFDI. PARK AND RIDE - reflecting our new eco-office strategy, you may no longer park your car within 10km of the security-patrolled perimeter. Drive to the outskirts and catch a bus. RESPECT - all colleagues must show respect to their superiors. And, respectfully, if you also want respect then work harder. GIN O’CLOCK - everyone loves knocking off time and our employees need, more than most, some down time to hit the bottle. Gin o’clock is scheduled for 10am every Monday. SOBRIETY - nobody wants to be the office drunkard. J-corp will fire anyone who is drunk on company time. Respect the values. Live the values. Love your employer.

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Why provide a bus? Promote a healthy lifestyle with walking.

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If I wasn’t already working 3 full time jobs and running 3 side hussles then j-corp would be the place for me. #persperational

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I'll definitely try the Gin o'clock 10 a.m. to warm up for my coffee corner 11 a.m. Why only on mondays?

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@baimlerdenznuuk because: SOBRIETY. It’s a very important value to us because of our founder’s Victorian morality code.

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