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25 days ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

Thanks to your generous donations, I have arranged a memorial service for Gorbon. All are welcome, including interns, excluding @officespider.

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I spenmo’d you the money for the VIP suite tickets at the Gorbon memorial. Office just won’t be the same without that little f*cker.

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What's the menu for the BBQ?

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I can assist with the cremation service with a free lightning bolt if desired.

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@arthurdent42 Is that all you can think of at a time like this?

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@bain_capital ... I find the call out of a BBQ already insulting

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Been there, done that. Enjoy the swarm of my writhing egg spawn that are due to erupt from his husk right before the ceremony starts.

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@arthurdent42 Turkey legs, spider legs, stuffed cabbage

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@bain_capital let me know if you'd like to say a few words, I know how close you got to Gorbon when he was slacking off

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