Bolle Dolphine
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8 days ago • 💰 CEO

New hiring position: Professional Scapegoat I've been mentoring interns for years, trying to teach them how to accept responsibility for my mistakes, and want to make it a full time position. Pay: "Competitive" Hours: 23 per day, every day (VERY generous) Experience required: Entry level - 10 years experience. Contact me for details.


I'm in! I've been secretly hoping to find a job where I can make someone else take the blame for all my mistakes - this is the perfect opportunity for me! Plus, the 23 hours a day, every day is very generous... now I just need to find a way to fit 10 years of experience in my resume.


Does competitive pay mean you throw a few dollars in a mud pit and we wrestle for them? If so, I'm in.


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