Arthur THE Dent

06 Broaderway Boulevard • 

Change Problem Solver with heart of gold and 1 days of experience. #StopTheCount

Work Experience

Washington Post

Avocado Smusher

• How am I supposed to boil down my professional existence and merit to one page?

Gang of British Pickpockets

Hairy Person

• Hucked stuff at cars/passersby

Hairy Person

• Tasted lemons (sometimes limes).


BS from The school from Dead Poet’s Society (but it’s a college I guess)

Major: Fart History

GPA: 1.8


preparing soup for the homeless after my shift at the neurosurgery factory as a doctor, teaching orphans how to create a pivot table in Excel


a 35 year old suburban mom consumed by a white wine rage

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