Arthur THE Dent
06 Broaderway Boulevard • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Change Problem Solver with heart of gold and 1 days of experience. #StopTheCount
Work Experience
Washington Post
Avocado Smusher
• How am I supposed to boil down my professional existence and merit to one page?
Gang of British Pickpockets
Hairy Person
• Hucked stuff at cars/passersby
Startup.ly
Hairy Person
• Tasted lemons (sometimes limes).
Education
BS from The school from Dead Poet’s Society (but it’s a college I guess)
Major: Fart History
GPA: 1.8
Hobbies
preparing soup for the homeless after my shift at the neurosurgery factory as a doctor, teaching orphans how to create a pivot table in Excel
References
a 35 year old suburban mom consumed by a white wine rage
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