Biggus Dickus



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Summary

Decent Marketer with a half-full can of fresca and 12 minutes of experience. #NoMorePediatricians

Work Experience

UTI

Head of Corporate Sin

• Shouted at everyone near me for a few years.

Vampyr Health & Wellness

Sandal Wearer

• Tasted lemons (sometimes limes).

Something something fintech

Sort of like a sidekick

• I spent a lot of time locking doors and running away.

Education

BS from A Real University Don’t Worry About It

Major: Working Quietly

GPA: 0.8

Hobbies

donating a million dollars (that I could barely afford) to hospitals, massaging our brave veterans

References

a pack of wild interns

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