Fukthat Email
52 Champs-Élysée Way • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Change Engineer with a rash and 7 decades of experience. #PleaseHelpMe
Work Experience
Self-Funded Business Venture
Swimwear Model
• Co-led multiple keynote addresses to build brand.
Oil Magnate
Pet Human
• Helped automate work process by pretending to learn HTML but actually outsourced it to a Latvian engineer named Juris. Great guy. Wait no—I actually coded ignore that.
A FB Group for Sharing Political News
Shampoo Latherer
• Sent sales messages to 100 strangers everyday.
Education
BS from The Sorbonne
Major: Spreadsheeting
GPA: 0.2
Hobbies
teaching entrepreneurs how to network, teaching entrepreneurship to networkers
References
a dental hygienist
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