Ghost of Michael Jackson's Danglebaby



65 Enron Causeway • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Crotchety Problem Solver with very little acumen and 12 hours of experience. #KPI #WAP

Work Experience

Shindig

Head of Shoulders

• Quality assurance—checked products to assure quality.

Accidental Escape Room

Distinguished VP of Marketing

• Bundled various people’s belongings into an ETF/the trunk of my car.

Gartner

Sales Guru

• Spreadsheets or something idfk

Education

BS from Reading Rainbow Reruns

Major: Photography

GPA: 1.2

Hobbies

tutoring veterans, sharing my cool idea for a personal computation device with my friend young Bill Gates

References

a rabid bird of some kind

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