Ghost of Michael Jackson's Danglebaby
65 Enron Causeway • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Crotchety Problem Solver with very little acumen and 12 hours of experience. #KPI #WAP
Work Experience
Shindig
Head of Shoulders
• Quality assurance—checked products to assure quality.
Accidental Escape Room
Distinguished VP of Marketing
• Bundled various people’s belongings into an ETF/the trunk of my car.
Gartner
Sales Guru
• Spreadsheets or something idfk
Education
BS from Reading Rainbow Reruns
Major: Photography
GPA: 1.2
Hobbies
tutoring veterans, sharing my cool idea for a personal computation device with my friend young Bill Gates
References
a rabid bird of some kind
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