Hank Thundercraw



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Summary

Artistic Hustler with a love for drones and 11 minutes of experience. #OracleTop100

Work Experience

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Best Girl

• Honestly I’m still not sure what this company did but they kept paying me and telling me to ‘keep quiet’

Woolshear Accounting

I Am a Human Chair

• Lubricated our sales funnel

ShlinkedIn Central Bank

Business Mommy

• Traded stocks, bonds, baseball cards, stories of a youth long gone.

Education

BS from Astral Planes University

Major: Wearing Deoderant

GPA: 1.9

Hobbies

teaching a young Elon Musk about science, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)

References

a tiny dancer

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