Hank Thundercraw
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Summary
Artistic Hustler with a love for drones and 11 minutes of experience. #OracleTop100
Work Experience
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Best Girl
• Honestly I’m still not sure what this company did but they kept paying me and telling me to ‘keep quiet’
Woolshear Accounting
I Am a Human Chair
• Lubricated our sales funnel
ShlinkedIn Central Bank
Business Mommy
• Traded stocks, bonds, baseball cards, stories of a youth long gone.
Education
BS from Astral Planes University
Major: Wearing Deoderant
GPA: 1.9
Hobbies
teaching a young Elon Musk about science, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)
References
a tiny dancer
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