Mateo Donkey Dad Hotsauce



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Summary

Flustered Director with long, long, nails and 13 hours of experience. #MillenialTrends #GenZ #Lit

Work Experience

McKinsey

Best Boy

• Stood by water cooler trying to talk to people about blockchain.

ShlinkedIn

Senior Citizen

• Bundled various people’s belongings into an ETF/the trunk of my car.

Axcalibur ltd.

Pet Dog

• In charge of correspondence between my boss and my boss’ ex

Education

BS from Simon Sinek Youtube Videos

Major: Dunno was an athlete

GPA: 0.3

Hobbies

getting my 4th vaccine, teaching a young Elon Musk about science

References

a very small boy

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