Rene „Hustler“ Descartes



674 Sensible Pair of Slacks Lane • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Culture Director with a bad work ethic and 11 hours of experience. #LickForLick

Work Experience

Self-Funded Business Venture

Entrepreneur

• Tickled my elders

Gang of British Pickpockets

COO

• Got coffee, mainly

Public Pool

Chest Shaver

• Started a bunch of fires (literal and metaphorical)

Education

BS from Khan Academy

Major: Words and things

GPA: 0.0

Hobbies

donating a million dollars (that I could barely afford) to hospitals, teaching Jeff Bezos how to read

References

a streetsmart pickpocket

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