Rene „Hustler“ Descartes
674 Sensible Pair of Slacks Lane • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Culture Director with a bad work ethic and 11 hours of experience. #LickForLick
Work Experience
Self-Funded Business Venture
Entrepreneur
• Tickled my elders
Gang of British Pickpockets
COO
• Got coffee, mainly
Public Pool
Chest Shaver
• Started a bunch of fires (literal and metaphorical)
Education
BS from Khan Academy
Major: Words and things
GPA: 0.0
Hobbies
donating a million dollars (that I could barely afford) to hospitals, teaching Jeff Bezos how to read
References
a streetsmart pickpocket
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