Shameless Egg
4 Underabridge Boulevard • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Business Intern with a hungry heart and 15 days of experience. #VeganRecipes #ChickpeaFlour
Work Experience
The Mafia
Fireman
• Client-facing role in which I interfaced with clients in my role.
Gang of British Pickpockets
Hunter/Gatherer
• Helped automate work process by pretending to learn HTML but actually outsourced it to a Latvian engineer named Juris. Great guy. Wait no—I actually coded ignore that.
Clammi.ly
Big Bad Boss Baby
• Helped subsidize corporate developments through grant writing and proposals.
Education
BS from Schoolhouse Rock Reruns
Major: Emailing
GPA: 3.2
Hobbies
donating my organs to charity, teaching amputees about diversity
References
a very small boy
Start Shlinkin'
Join ShlinkedIn to post your content, earn some ShlinkPoints, and get #inspired.
Join for free Explore