TechBro Mike



65 Benefit Place • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Concept Shark with no spinal cord and 2 picoseconds of experience. #MillenialTrends #GenZ #Lit

Work Experience

Yakuza

Avocado Smusher

• Pls hire me

Investment Firm

Tuna Guy

• Mostly in charge of styling hair, but also did some nail clipping and backrubs.

Watts Electric

Inspirator

• I would frequently fall asleep on my keyboarhdajjknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Education

BS from PragerU

Major: PillowForting

GPA: 2.5

Hobbies

teaching Jeff Bezos how to read, telling everyone that they are beautiful no matter what shape their head is

References

a doctor

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