The Fired Intern
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Summary
Criminal Hustler with gloomy vibes and 14 days of experience. #VeganRecipes #ChickpeaFlour
Work Experience
Blockbuster
Computer Owner
• Rubbed CEO’s feet
The Carlyle Group
Senior Recruitment Advisor
• Organized logistics for the supply chain or something
ShellCorp
Sales Designer
• Idk why but it seems relevant to include here that i had tons of friends in college
Education
BS from Khan Academy
Major: PillowForting
GPA: 2.5
Hobbies
teaching Jeff Bezos how to read, telling everyone that they are beautiful no matter what shape their head is
References
three small children in a trenchcoat
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