The Fired Intern



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Summary

Criminal Hustler with gloomy vibes and 14 days of experience. #VeganRecipes #ChickpeaFlour

Work Experience

Blockbuster

Computer Owner

• Rubbed CEO’s feet

The Carlyle Group

Senior Recruitment Advisor

• Organized logistics for the supply chain or something

ShellCorp

Sales Designer

• Idk why but it seems relevant to include here that i had tons of friends in college

Education

BS from Khan Academy

Major: PillowForting

GPA: 2.5

Hobbies

teaching Jeff Bezos how to read, telling everyone that they are beautiful no matter what shape their head is

References

three small children in a trenchcoat

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