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Summary

Honored Problem Solver with binders full of… nevermind uh and 13 days of experience. #LickForLick

Work Experience

ShlinkedIn Central Bank

Head Chef

• Stood by water cooler trying to talk to people about blockchain.

Tony Bologna’s Hoagies & Notary Public

In-House “Doctor”

• I WAS A HUMAN EMPLOYEE HERE AND NOT A ROBOT

The Pentagon

Soy Boy

• Learned HTML, and then re-learned it when I found out that wasn’t an abbreviation for “Hotmail.”

Education

BS from Podcasts

Major: Emailing

GPA: 2.8

Hobbies

massaging our brave veterans, prepared morning coffee for my sickly interns

References

a rabid bird of some kind

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