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Summary
Honored Problem Solver with binders full of… nevermind uh and 13 days of experience. #LickForLick
Work Experience
ShlinkedIn Central Bank
Head Chef
• Stood by water cooler trying to talk to people about blockchain.
Tony Bologna’s Hoagies & Notary Public
In-House “Doctor”
• I WAS A HUMAN EMPLOYEE HERE AND NOT A ROBOT
The Pentagon
Soy Boy
• Learned HTML, and then re-learned it when I found out that wasn’t an abbreviation for “Hotmail.”
Education
BS from Podcasts
Major: Emailing
GPA: 2.8
Hobbies
massaging our brave veterans, prepared morning coffee for my sickly interns
References
a rabid bird of some kind
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