Zanzilore Clunk Jones



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Summary

Financial Hustler with no regard for the law and 10 picoseconds of experience. #OracleTop100

Work Experience

Yahoo

Cinematographer

• Rubbed CEO’s feet

Oil Magnate

Biggest Boy

• Primarily a research role.

Breitbart Comments Section

Tickler

• Mostly solved riddles.

Education

BS from Eton

Major: Conference Calls

GPA: 0.9

Hobbies

massaging our brave veterans, preparing soup for the homeless after my shift at the neurosurgery factory as a doctor

References

a pack of wild interns

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