Zeke Berto



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Summary

Very sleepy Technologist with a zest for life and 1 days of experience. #MarketingHacks #MarketingWizard #WhizzingOnMarketers

Work Experience

Bain Capital

Cool Skateboarder

• Something something NFT blockchain

MuskWorks

Big Bad Boss Baby

• Harassed prospects until they paid me to leave them alone

Breitbart Comments Section

Destroyer of Man

• Hoarded hot sauce packets in my top desk drawer

Education

BS from Facebook Group University

Major: Soups and Their Nature

GPA: 0.6

Hobbies

teaching entrepreneurs how to network, donating my organs to charity

References

a mysterious nomad

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