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Business Analyst with gloomy vibes and 2 days of experience. #SpicyTakes #Memes
Senior Account Executive
• How am I supposed to boil down my professional existence and merit to one page?
• Shouted at everyone near me for a few years.
• Slithered on floor like a snake
BS from Oracle Sales Vids
Major: Emotional Distress
pondering my philosophy books, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)
a WeWork development intern