rrraksamam
527 Gerpowitz Blvd. • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Business Analyst with gloomy vibes and 2 days of experience. #SpicyTakes #Memes
Work Experience
Public Pool
Senior Account Executive
• How am I supposed to boil down my professional existence and merit to one page?
Shindig
Quarterback
• Shouted at everyone near me for a few years.
Big Cheese
• Slithered on floor like a snake
Education
BS from Oracle Sales Vids
Major: Emotional Distress
GPA: 0.5
Hobbies
pondering my philosophy books, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)
References
a WeWork development intern
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