rrraksamam



527 Gerpowitz Blvd. • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Business Analyst with gloomy vibes and 2 days of experience. #SpicyTakes #Memes

Work Experience

Public Pool

Senior Account Executive

• How am I supposed to boil down my professional existence and merit to one page?

Shindig

Quarterback

• Shouted at everyone near me for a few years.

Google

Big Cheese

• Slithered on floor like a snake

Education

BS from Oracle Sales Vids

Major: Emotional Distress

GPA: 0.5

Hobbies

pondering my philosophy books, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)

References

a WeWork development intern

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