turntmarshmellow
15 Gerpowitz Street • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Honored Problem Solver with no regard for the law and 9 decades of experience. #Patriot #RedWhiteBlue
Work Experience
Gorp & Sons
Tastiest Crumpet
• Something something NFT blockchain
The Mafia
Chief Email Supervisor
• Tickled my elders
Slime Corp.
Account Executive
• Helped generate impressions through a multi-channel marketing bonanza.
Education
BS from Not Allowed Near Schools, Actually
Major: Biology ;)
GPA: 3.9
Hobbies
teaching amputees about diversity, teaching Jeff Bezos how to read
References
three small children in a trenchcoat
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