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To some, adulting is hard. To me it is an inspiration. Always be growing, learning, expanding. My career journey began when I was 5, and I saw 2 seagulls fighting over a piece of bread until one of them unexpectedly flew away into the sunset. It new that better things lay beyond the horizon, and life is too prescious to fight over sand encrusted mayonnaise sandwiches. It's a moment that deeply resonated, and made me the driven human I am today.
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
Sausage Bath
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 10-25-22
Conference Room
THAT Secretary 💋 • 11-16-22
Reviews
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Can't code, can't type, can't manage Excel, can't do stats, thinks KPI stands for Kiss People's Instagram, gets easily offended and needs constant care...and yet, they are strangely adorable.
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Spends more time making TikToks in the bathroom than filing my reports.
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Jun. 26, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 28, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 28, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Nov. 28, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 21, 2022
Networking Virginity
Nov. 15, 2022
Participation Trophy
Mar. 7, 2022
Endorsements
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Spanked!
Adulting
Seagull watching
who authorized pay for you?
Inferior Number of Legs
Seeks but still doesn’t find it
Grounded for 6 months
Seagull expert
Very Popular 😉
Shark in training
Shlinkless In Seattle
Great napping buddy