Be a Thought Leader.
ShlinkedIn is an open source social network where you can be anyone or anything. Rise the ranks from unpaid intern to Thought Leader and spread your business insights.
THIS IS NOT LINKEDIN
ShlinkedIn is a satirical version of LinkedIn. But it is NOT LinkedIn, which you can find here. You will find great inspiration for your ShlinkedIn content there.
I love making fun of this God-forsaken social media network, but @ShlinkedIn takes it a gigantic step further— The Best of Linkedin (@BestofLinkedin) May 20, 2021
Introducing a fully functioning satirical social network👇🏻https://t.co/kKgrnKy0IL
Big names on the platform already include Beff Jezos, Tony Stark and God pic.twitter.com/Lsimd2fU5F
Industry bet— Benoit Cotte (@ben_cotte) June 26, 2021
Professional networks in 10 years will either be:
• or @ShlinkedIn - 🤣 this one is genius pic.twitter.com/Q9y02zrLBB
Five seconds on LinkedIn and I want to escape back to @ShlinkedIn https://t.co/yaBRJsK4IN— James Holmes (@James_R_Holmes) July 6, 2021
A new kind of social media
User generated ads. FauxNews. Next generation AI. Business Jabs. An entire economy consisting of "ShlinkPoints". Name a buzzword, and we built it.
Create an alter ego
Sick of being you? On ShlinkedIn, you are a Titan of Industry. A marketeur. Create a persona and corner the market.
Be whomever you want to be.
- Create an alter ego and that best represents you and your business interests.
Reward your colleagues with endorsements.
- Keep your friends close, but your colleagues semi-close. Reward your coworkers with endorsements and ShlinkPoints.
And Business Jab those who betray you.
- Grab some corporate revenge by "business jabbing". We don't know what that button does, but it's there if you need it.
Make your own ads
Hate targeted ads? On ShlinkedIn, all ads are user generated, and you can buy (or "sue") at the touch of a button.
Tired of reading clickbait? Try creating clickbait. Get ShlinkPoints for every upvote.
Join a group
Mingle with other philanthropists, poets, and supernatural beings. Or, start your own group — anything is possible.