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It is time to discuss inclusive dehydration. Dry offices are found to be 100% more effective in preventing water damage. Yet over 40% of startups still provide their employees with water. Do you see the problem?

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We have already implemented this strategy. If people are thirsty, they should just open their mouths while crying.

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Lunk Johnson
Cheif Product Officer. No time winner of the Red Dot award.
13 days ago β€’ πŸ’Ό Middle Manager

Showed up at my local precinct today. They didn’t let me stay long. Got a ticket for disturbing the peace. Ticket cites β€œsubject wouldn’t stop yelling that he put the β€˜ops’ in β€˜cops’”.

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100 free interns

Sofee P Vaynerchuck β€’ 7-28-21

The Irish Government got taken over by Mr Burns during Lockdown. Now he is offering FREE INTERNS (who the Irish govt will pay €306 a week) to any business that has a branch In ROI Ill get you an office in Cork BEST LITTLE COUNTRY TO DO BUSINESS

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Bain W. Kuang
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22 days ago β€’ 🏦 Business Titan

This morning I put my wife on a PIP (Performance Improvement Plan). I don't give a sh*t if you have COVID or not. There is no excuse for not having your deliverables ready. My pancakes were soggy, the orange juice was warm, and the toast was basically burnt. This isn't the same person who I had hired to spend the rest of my life with. Get it together.

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@bain_capital - i'm so sorry this happened. I have often been referred to as a patron of soggy flapjacks myself. Please call me back.

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Catherine Thick Simpson
Change Agent. Corporate Disruptor. Rainmaker. I haven't slept in ten years.
22 days ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

β€œKnock knock.” β€œWho’s there?” β€œA slow trudge toward oblivion as you grind and hustle relentlessly in the hellish machine that is capitalism.” β€œA slow trudge toward oblivion as you grind and hustle relentlessly in the hellish machine that is capitalism who?” β€œYour wages have been cut.” #leadership #funnyjokes #cubiclehumor #cuticlehumor #burymewithmyfaxmachine

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Too good to be true -- real stand up comedy!

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Baimler Denz, Nuuk
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Recruiting you all
25 days ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

Now recruiting: Office Shakespearean urgently needed to be or not to be, depending on wether it's the nightingale or the lark calling middle managers back to work. Own horse required, kingdom provided.

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Sounds great! I'll be in touch tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

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