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Vibe check? πŸ’ͺ= Ukraine πŸ“ˆ= Wimbledon πŸ‘= Rudy Giuliani πŸ₯›= Nancy Pelosi 🌢️= Westworld πŸ“‰ = Supreme Court πŸ₯¬ = The Kardashians

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Office Spider
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Self-made CEO at Dark Corner Next to Your Desk
2 days ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

Job searching is emotionally draining. It is practically all that anyone is posting about on ShlinkedIn these days. Hustling is mentally draining. If you read THE MEDIA you'd think anyone with a job would be all dried up. Raising a family is physically draining. It's the only thing you hear being discussed in the bedroom these nights. But my mandibles can drain WAY more than just emotions, mental capacity, OR families - so how come you don't hear anyone talking about it? Just goes to show you that no matter how hard you work, no matter how good you are at doing what you do, you won't be acknowledged until you DEMAND it. So I demand it. Put ME at the forefront of the discussion on draining! I've already drained EIGHTeen entry-level workers this half hour and I won't stop, no matter how much you arachnophobic #haters try to deny my skillful prowess and try to redirect all the attention on to yourselves. I am Office Spider and I am draining. #KnowYourStrength #MondayMandibles #Drained #DriedUp #YouAreInferior #GrowSomeLegs #ArachnophobiaHurtsDiversity #EqualWorkEqualRecognition

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Unicorn for sale

That's not really me in the picture β€’ 9-4-21

Best offer ever. Worth a cool $2 B, on sale for only SP 1,000

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Suleiman the Magnificent
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2 days ago β€’ πŸ’Ό Middle Manager

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How busy you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - That weird crust on the inside of your elbow - The one time you farted in the company break room - The smell of your afternoon musk - The keycode to your secret desk drawer - How you made them feel #inspiration

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I think you meant, "how you felt them" for the last one, especially when referring to the insides of their mouths. Otherwise, very professional and very informative. This is the content we need more of.

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Rosemary Qwerty Lennon-Lenin
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it is broke, use a cost plus fee contract and hire a bunch of idiots
3 days ago β€’ β˜• Unpaid Intern

Life Hack - Treat everyone around you like shit. The ones who stay are idiots and will be easily manipulated later

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Very informative. and very manipulative. Thanks for the advice!

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3 days ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

It is important to stay on top of your deadlines and give your projects the right amount of attention. However, you mustn't forget to set time aside for personal development, side hustles, conquering competition, infiltrating those who have wronged you, crawling on all the things, personal commitments, inserting your thorax wherever it fits, and organising your desk. Today I took time to update my list. Yes, that list. My current list is now as follows: 1. @thatsexretary 2. @zanz 3. @elpresidente 4. @doctorevil 5. @bain_capital My mandibles shudder with excitement. I love updating the list. #YouKnowWhy #EightLegsSuperior #Networking #WebDevelopment #Thoraxercise #THELIST

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I'll hustle my ass off to make it on your death list. Secretary, Zanz, Prez, Evil, Bain ... gloves are off.

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