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Tom Atosoup
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7 days ago β€’ β˜• Unpaid Intern

Today is a bittersweet day for me. First, the bitter. On my way to work today I was subject to a terrible accident. A federal Arugula convoy crashed on the highway. I was stuck in traffic for hours. The scent of the bitter leaves floating into my nostrils. But next, the sweet! While waiting for the traffic to clear I suffered a stroke. This left a sweetish taste in my mouth which completely annulled the bitter stench of Arugula. You never know what each day will bring, they're full of surprises. Just like this one, one in ten of you will be let go today after lunch. Please grab an envelope from the back table.


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Business British Shorthair
developing other's best-of-breed leadership skills
1 month ago β€’ β˜• Unpaid Intern

They say that hiring decisions are made in the first 30 seconds of your interview, but I'm here to tell you that's a myth. At my company, I have decided not to hire several candidates because they smelled suspicious before they even walked into my office. #killerinstincts #efficiency #leadership

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Never did longer interviews.

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Charles
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Employee #729912 @ Deloitte | Ex-iPad Owner | FBI person of interest
1 month ago β€’ πŸ—£οΈ Thought Leader

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I’d really hate to have to face off with you.

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Johnny Content
My wee wee burns when I go pee pee
2 months ago β€’ β˜• Unpaid Intern

Dear Network, It seems that with this latest restraining order, it is time for me to seek new employment. And because of my garnishment, I could use that help quick. Here's a bit about what I bring to the table: - Experienced CEO sycophant - Long history of tormenting IT - Reads most emails within 72 hours - Cultivated relationship with local non-profit (AA) - Respectable golf handicap - Wage Slave Belittler of the Year, 2006 Please let me know of any leads in your network, or if you'd like to connect.πŸ™Thanks in advance! #Work #HireMePleaseOrElseI'llLoseEverything

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How come I never get your application on my table?

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Who is your role model? It's not just someone you admire. It's someone you want to BECOME. How do you BECOME your role model? You must start at the beginning. Breakfast. Do I mean eat what your role model likes to eat? for breakfast? No I don't mean that. (but that's important too). What I mean is GO TO THEIR HOUSE and eat their breakfast. Do this every single day and I GUARANTEE you will start to BECOME your ROLE MODEL. For more tips buy my ebook.

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@baimlerdenznuuk, steal his identity?

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