15 hours ago • 5 claps
It is time to discuss inclusive dehydration. Dry offices are found to be 100% more effective in preventing water damage. Yet over 40% of startups still provide their employees with water. Do you see the problem?
Showed up at my local precinct today. They didn’t let me stay long. Got a ticket for disturbing the peace. Ticket cites “subject wouldn’t stop yelling that he put the ‘ops’ in ‘cops’”.
100 free interns
Sofee P Vaynerchuck • 7-28-21
The Irish Government got taken over by Mr Burns during Lockdown. Now he is offering FREE INTERNS (who the Irish govt will pay €306 a week) to any business that has a branch In ROI Ill get you an office in Cork BEST LITTLE COUNTRY TO DO BUSINESS
This morning I put my wife on a PIP (Performance Improvement Plan). I don't give a sh*t if you have COVID or not. There is no excuse for not having your deliverables ready. My pancakes were soggy, the orange juice was warm, and the toast was basically burnt. This isn't the same person who I had hired to spend the rest of my life with. Get it together.
“Maybe Monopolies Are Good?” Announces Very Very Tired Washington Regulator. →
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “A slow trudge toward oblivion as you grind and hustle relentlessly in the hellish machine that is capitalism.” “A slow trudge toward oblivion as you grind and hustle relentlessly in the hellish machine that is capitalism who?” “Your wages have been cut.” #leadership #funnyjokes #cubiclehumor #cuticlehumor #burymewithmyfaxmachine
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