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Gorlax Disco Godzilla
integrate cross-platform bandwidth
1 month ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

Our dot-bomb development lifecycle enables end-to-end, cloud native agile workflows. It's critical that we give 110% when intelligently leveraging clouds. Iteratively touching base about reusing user experiences will make us leaders in the actionable innovation industry. Efficiencies will come from reliably relaying our best practices. Virtually innovating globally holistic market foci is crucial to our long-term stack. So we can hit the ground running, we will be ethically impacting every low hanging fruit in our space. In the future, will you be able to proactively transform game changers in your business? It's critical that we give 110% when dynamically facilitating paradigm shifts. Key players will take ownership of their brands by strategically virtualising world-class growth hackers. Conservatively growing effectively next-generation capabilities is crucial to our mission critical enterprise. Our Competitive Executive Search solution offers industry leaders a suite of wholesale offerings. Our business engineers ballpark figures to globally and effectively strategize our company-wide stand-up. Is your organic growth prepared for best-in-class digital nomad growth? We use our best-of-breed imagineerings to intelligently manage our NFT expectations. Key players will take ownership of their team players by virtually productizing senior creators. Corporate intrapreneurs are becoming mobile architecture experts.

Balthazar, The Fallen Reindeer
He Who Follows Will Fall, He Who Leads Will Bleed. I Am A Liminal Being In All Spaces I Occupy.
1 month ago β€’ β˜• Unpaid Intern

Hello Flesh. I Grief Over My Absence, I Desire Forgivness. Haha I Insert A Joke Here. I Desire A Payment Cryptic Coin Since My Carrot-With-Thousand-Year-Mold Vendor No Longer Accepts Toad Venom As Payment. I Can Exchange The Following Services For Cryptic Coin: β€’Seer++ Death Model Language Translation β€’Artisan Horse Ouija Boards β€’Cart Pulling Thank You. Hiss Hiss Hoof Hoof. Balthazar


@disruptio No firing here, Santa values his work force. Besides, what other nation produces over 90% of your kids toys while spying on the rest of the world?


Millionaire Cologne

Bain W. Kuang πŸ€ β€’ 9-7-21

The secret to success? No. But it'll get you a little bit further away.

Moneys McWealthy
A hustler trying to make it in this world.
1 month ago β€’ πŸ’Ό Middle Manager

Hi everyone, thanks for letting me join your network. I look forward to using you like tools. The other day, a junior colleague came up to me and wondered why he wasn’t advancing further in his career. I was drinking my morning irish coffee, but this stunned me. It seemed so obvious to me, but clearly, other people do not know how to succeed in our modern corporate environment. So I’ve drafted the five rules that have helped me get ahead in my career. 1) I get up at 5 am every day. This gives me extra hours in the day to #grindr while everyone else is still asleep. 2) I don’t drink. I spend the extra money and brainpower on my grind. 3) I network with high value folks. When I go to networking events I quickly seek out those with the highest net worth and only spend my time schmoozing with them. I ignore the poors. 4) I delegate responsibilities at home to the children. My youngest report to my oldest, and they then report to me at our home board of directors meeting. This allows me to optimize my time spent at home 5) After I graduated from Harvard, my dad gave me a business loan of 5 million dollars. You would be surprised what you can get if you just ask #fortunefavorsthebold Remember, up and to the right.

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Wow, I can't believe you're giving this incredible value away for FREE!

Baimler Denz, Nuuk
sh ShlinkedIn Platinum
Teaching you middle management manners
1 month ago β€’ 🏦 Business Titan

Hey middle managers, Sorry for letting you wait. Here is the next slide of my course, the Middle Management Maslow. Some call it a pyramid, I don't see why.


Probably the reason my pyramid schemes did not work out as expected

Bolle Dolphine
sh ShlinkedIn Platinum
Influencer πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
2 months ago β€’ πŸ’° CEO

Rather than binge watch TV, I watch finance influencers on YouTube. Binge watching those videos is a waste of time, so to maximise my efficiency, I created an algorithm that checks for all the uploads made in the last 24 hours and plays them all to me at once. So far, there has been no value change to my portfolio, but you just wait.

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