Allen “Poker Face” V.
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Summary
Very sleepy Marketer with very little acumen and 12 hours of experience. #GrundlePlay
Work Experience
Satan’s Personal Assistant
Dentist
• Traded stocks, bonds, baseball cards, stories of a youth long gone.
Hot Anthony’s Cold Pizza
Ginger
• Pls hire me
Senior Account Executive
• Did spreadsheets or something
Education
BS from Facebook Group University
Major: Partyin’ hahah ZBT for LIFE
GPA: 0.0
Hobbies
massaging our brave veterans, teaching Jeff Bezos how to read
References
a Navyman
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