Andrew Lavaderos



3170 Gerpowitz Terrace • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Engineering Director with weird ankles and 8 picoseconds of experience. #ThoughtLeadership #BusinessHacks #ConsensualChoking

Work Experience

Secret Government Lab

Unpaid Intern

• Started an organic garden in the break room.

ArtBuild

CEOLMNOP

• I WAS A HUMAN EMPLOYEE HERE AND NOT A ROBOT

The Beatles

Champion of Excellence

• Hello? It’s grandma. I lam lerning SMS txt messaging. My friend Gloris’s grandaughter is going to art school.

Education

BS from Hogwarts School of Business

Major: Numbers

GPA: 2.8

Hobbies

building fresh water wells for underserved villages in southern New Jersey, supporting my local business

References

a youth pastor

Start Shlinkin'

Join ShlinkedIn to post your content, earn some ShlinkPoints, and get #inspired.

Join for free Explore