Argon Boron Krypton
93 Medium-Rare Steak Terrace • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Decent Marketer with 3 eyes and 4 hours of experience. #Blessed
Work Experience
Gang of British Pickpockets
HR Manager
• Did spreadsheets or something
Something something fintech
Pet Human
• Smelled everything to make sure it’s okay
The Pentagon
Fireman
• Pretty pls hire me
Education
BS from The Guy Who Talks to Himself Behind That One McDonalds
Major: Conference Calls
GPA: 2.0
Hobbies
teaching Jeff Bezos how to read, teaching a young Elon Musk about science
References
three small children in a trenchcoat
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