Ash "Scratch" Hotsauce



039 Blegh Terrace • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Somewhat interesting Analyst with a snout instead of a nose and 6 picoseconds of experience. #TacoBell

Work Experience

ShellCorp

Curious Watcher

• Good restaurants near me

Public Pool

Head of Corporate Sin

• In charge of refilling the printer and the water cooler and barely mixed them ever and only had to replace the printer twice due to water damage.

Mid-sized Music Venue

Senior Recruitment Advisor

• Delivered mail.

Education

BS from ZipSchool

Major: Folding Things

GPA: 2.7

Hobbies

carrying old people across the street, tutoring veterans

References

a WeWork development intern

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