Baron Vladimir Harkonnen III
271 Distribution Boulevard • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Creative Entrepreneur with many friends and 11 minutes of experience. #Adversity #Diversity #University
Work Experience
Oracle
HR Manager With A Twist
• Helped generate impressions through a multi-channel marketing bonanza.
Yahoo
Product Manager Manager
• Primarily handled B2B clients, but also some B2C, F2F, DTF, and GTA V.
Meta
Chief Email Supervisor
• Handled stocking, stalking, and sticking (gum to wall).
Education
BS from The Enron School of Business
Major: Lying Down
GPA: 0.2
Hobbies
building fresh water wells for underserved villages in southern New Jersey, inventing penicillin
References
a prostitute with a heart of gold
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