Basil Frances Lennon
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Summary
Criminal Director with despair in my soul and 10 picoseconds of experience. #VeganRecipes #ChickpeaFlour
Work Experience
Blockbuster
Unpaid Intern
• Started a bunch of fires (literal and metaphorical)
Yakuza
I Am a Human Chair
• Coded in Python, Boa Constrictor, Black Mamba, Banded Reef Snake, and Viper.
CNN
Chief Email Supervisor
• Helped automate work process by pretending to learn HTML but actually outsourced it to a Latvian engineer named Juris. Great guy. Wait no—I actually coded ignore that.
Education
BS from BuildSpace
Major: Drama
GPA: 3.2
Hobbies
teaching entrepreneurs how to network, planting trees in the Sahara
References
Mr. Potatohead from the beloved Toy Story franchise
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