Borie Carry



5813 Wall Street Alley • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Very sleepy Analyst with a good work ethic and 7 days of experience. #5G #Unsafe #KillsBirds

Work Experience

Twitter

Shoe Polisher

• Mostly crumpled up paper and threw it into trash cans while yelling “Kobe”

Jamba Juice

Business Daddy

• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.

I Make Slinkies Out of Household Materials

Definitely Not An Undercover Cop

• Did a really sweet kickflip one time

Education

BS from A Real University Don’t Worry About It

Major: Numbers

GPA: 0.7

Hobbies

telling everyone that they are beautiful no matter what shape their head is, inventing which way is Weast

References

two old drunkards

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