Da’Coldest A. Brickle
4621 Middelmanajament Pl. • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Criminal Entrepreneur with a hungry heart and 11 picoseconds of experience. #PleaseHelpMe
Work Experience
Virgin
Bathroom User
• Bundled various people’s belongings into an ETF/the trunk of my car.
Virgin
Punching Bag
• Honestly I’m still not sure what this company did but they kept paying me and telling me to ‘keep quiet’
ArtBuild
Sales Guru
• Generated revenue by stealing co-worker’s wallets.
Education
BS from Pamphlets
Major: Lizards
GPA: 3.7
Hobbies
building fresh water wells for underserved villages in southern New Jersey, getting my 4th vaccine
References
a doctor
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