Dick Monsterface



789 Dumpster-Behind-Wendy’s Alley • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Innovation Marketer with a snout instead of a nose and 7 seconds of experience. #DoYourResearch

Work Experience

GenericTechCo.ly

In-House “Doctor”

• Got coffee, mainly

Adult Toy Shop

Artist

• Helped subsidize corporate developments through grant writing and proposals.

Clammi.ly

Unpaid Intern

• Exceeded all sales goals by having my mom buy our stuff.

Education

BS from Oracle Sales Vids

Major: Management

GPA: 2.4

Hobbies

planting trees in the Sahara, teaching amputees about diversity

References

a rabid bird of some kind

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