Dick Monsterface
789 Dumpster-Behind-Wendy’s Alley • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Innovation Marketer with a snout instead of a nose and 7 seconds of experience. #DoYourResearch
Work Experience
GenericTechCo.ly
In-House “Doctor”
• Got coffee, mainly
Adult Toy Shop
Artist
• Helped subsidize corporate developments through grant writing and proposals.
Clammi.ly
Unpaid Intern
• Exceeded all sales goals by having my mom buy our stuff.
Education
BS from Oracle Sales Vids
Major: Management
GPA: 2.4
Hobbies
planting trees in the Sahara, teaching amputees about diversity
References
a rabid bird of some kind
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