Dixon B. Tweenerlegs



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Summary

Honored Whisperer with incredible dexterity and 11 picoseconds of experience. #Sustainability #GoGreen #Reduce #Reuse #Recycle #ReststopBathroom #5Minutes #MeetMeThere

Work Experience

WeWork

Senior Riddle Solver

• Client-facing role in which I interfaced with clients in my role.

Art Gallery

Account Executive

• Shouted at everyone near me for a few years.

Marketing Agency

Best Boy

• Generated revenue by stealing co-worker’s wallets.

Education

BS from Good School I forget the name though

Major: DJing

GPA: 1.5

Hobbies

inventing the internet, doing “private” stuff

References

a WeWork development intern

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