El Presidente

4 Babalab Way • ShlinkedIn.com 

Criminal Shark with 6 toes and 10 hours of experience. #GreedIsGood

Work Experience

Instagram (Personal Account)


• Was in charge of impromptu lice checks

Goldbaum Salami & Sales Software

Big Cheese

• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.

Worms & Things

Guy Dressed As Hot Dog

• Generated revenue by stealing co-worker’s wallets.


BS from Just Born Really Smart

Major: Followship

GPA: 0.3


teaching orphans how to create a pivot table in Excel, tutoring veterans


Mr. Potatohead from the beloved Toy Story franchise

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