El Presidente
4 Babalab Way • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Criminal Shark with 6 toes and 10 hours of experience. #GreedIsGood
Work Experience
Instagram (Personal Account)
Ginger
• Was in charge of impromptu lice checks
Goldbaum Salami & Sales Software
Big Cheese
• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.
Worms & Things
Guy Dressed As Hot Dog
• Generated revenue by stealing co-worker’s wallets.
Education
BS from Just Born Really Smart
Major: Followship
GPA: 0.3
Hobbies
teaching orphans how to create a pivot table in Excel, tutoring veterans
References
Mr. Potatohead from the beloved Toy Story franchise
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