Goofy A. Apple
680 Sizzurp Plaza • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Innovation Engineer with not a lot going for me and 15 seconds of experience. #Bonds #Debt #SalesManagement #BDSM
Work Experience
Hedge Fund
Biggest Boy
• I spent a lot of time locking doors and running away.
ShlinkedIn
Building Climber
• Served as creative-lead on multiple projects across our client base.
Oracle
Fry Cook
• Good restaurants near me
Education
BS from The school from Dead Poet’s Society (but it’s a college I guess)
Major: CS
GPA: 2.5
Hobbies
teaching Jeff Bezos how to read, revitalizing my local infrastructure through the power of marketing
References
a raccoon
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