Gurby Rosalinda Mine



75 Slurp Alley • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Content Shark with a blog and 14 decades of experience. #FreeMoney #MLM #Ponzi

Work Experience

The Beatles

Guy Dressed As Hot Dog

• I WAS A HUMAN EMPLOYEE HERE AND NOT A ROBOT

Virgin (Not the company)

Best Lil’ Hacker

• Helped subsidize corporate developments through grant writing and proposals.

Hot Anthony’s Cold Pizza

Ginger

• Helped escalate customer service tickets to Chief Escalation Officer who then routes them to reps for further escalation.

Education

BS from The Empty Lot Near Yale

Major: Smelling

GPA: 0.0

Hobbies

inventing the internet, admiring my library of classic literature

References

a tiny dancer

Start Shlinkin'

Join ShlinkedIn to post your content, earn some ShlinkPoints, and get #inspired.

Join for free Explore