Havard Shmucke



9383 Slurp Dr. • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Flustered Shark with incredible dexterity and 6 seconds of experience. #VenmoMe

Work Experience

AggroTech

Destroyer of Man

• Good restaurants near me

Jamba Juice

Big Bad Boss Baby

• Optimized backend workflows

I Make Slinkies Out of Household Materials

Hottest Accountant

• Turned our blog into a personal travel blog

Education

BS from South Harmon Institute of Technology

Major: Eye Contact

GPA: 2.1

Hobbies

planting trees in the Sahara, getting on my hands and knees and donating a day trip on my January yacht to a poor

References

a savvy IT guy

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