His Holiness Destroyer Smith
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Summary
Very sleepy Whisperer with the ability to shriek like a goat and 5 minutes of experience. #Blessed
Work Experience
Something something fintech
CFO
• Used SQL to find out whose pictures my ex has been liking on Instagram.
Startup.ly
Logistics Wizard
• Was in charge of impromptu lice checks
VagueCompany.name
Logistics Wizard
• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.
Education
BS from Gary Vaynerchuk’s Twitter
Major: Astrology
GPA: 0.3
Hobbies
supporting my local business, admiring my library of classic literature
References
Mr. Potatohead from the beloved Toy Story franchise
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