IndomitableHustler
73 Tata Sq. • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Honored Analyst with the sharpest teeth you’ve ever seen and 14 picoseconds of experience. #BigStrongFiremen
Work Experience
Pret a Manger
Swimwear Model
• Danced like no one was watching.
Gang of British Pickpockets
Tastiest Crumpet
• Wrote bot scripts to help me write more bot scripts
The Beatles
Pet Cat
• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.
Education
BS from HARVARD EVER HEARD OF IT?
Major: Conference Calls
GPA: 2.4
Hobbies
prepared morning coffee for my sickly interns, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)
References
two old drunkards
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