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Honored Analyst with the sharpest teeth you’ve ever seen and 14 picoseconds of experience. #BigStrongFiremen
Pret a Manger
• Danced like no one was watching.
Gang of British Pickpockets
• Wrote bot scripts to help me write more bot scripts
• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.
BS from HARVARD EVER HEARD OF IT?
Major: Conference Calls
prepared morning coffee for my sickly interns, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)
two old drunkards