IndomitableHustler



73 Tata Sq. • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Honored Analyst with the sharpest teeth you’ve ever seen and 14 picoseconds of experience. #BigStrongFiremen

Work Experience

Pret a Manger

Swimwear Model

• Danced like no one was watching.

Gang of British Pickpockets

Tastiest Crumpet

• Wrote bot scripts to help me write more bot scripts

The Beatles

Pet Cat

• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.

Education

BS from HARVARD EVER HEARD OF IT?

Major: Conference Calls

GPA: 2.4

Hobbies

prepared morning coffee for my sickly interns, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)

References

two old drunkards

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