J.K. Blarrr Thabeatles



908 Well-Done Steak Lane • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Financial Intern with a mysterious past and 15 seconds of experience. #LikeForLike

Work Experience

Razzl

Lord God Almighty

• Helped train staff on proper handshake techniques.

Cute Little Brunch Spot

Head Honcho

• Bedazzled our workflows

Goldbaum Salami & Sales Software

DJ

• Used SQL to find out whose pictures my ex has been liking on Instagram.

Education

BS from The Guy Who Talks to Himself Behind That One McDonalds

Major: Soups and Their Nature

GPA: 2.2

Hobbies

doing “private” stuff, repainting hospitals for charity

References

a tiny dancer

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