Jerome Powell



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Summary

Very sleepy Technologist with 3 eyes and 15 minutes of experience. #GreedIsGood

Work Experience

Audience Member at Saturday Night Live

Lead UI (Ugly Imp) Developer

• Put out literal fires.

Elon Musk’s Front Lawn

Tastiest Crumpet

• Pretty pls hire me

Kodak

Hottest Accountant

• Idk why but it seems relevant to include here that i had tons of friends in college

Education

BS from Not Allowed Near Schools, Actually

Major: Art History

GPA: 1.0

Hobbies

tutoring veterans, sharing my cool idea for a personal computation device with my friend young Bill Gates

References

a hard-boiled private detective

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