Lisa Crusader
36 Virtue Court • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Business Whisperer with a terrible sense of humor and 14 picoseconds of experience. #VenmoMe
Work Experience
BP
Champion of Excellence
• Mostly in charge of styling hair, but also did some nail clipping and backrubs.
Zed’s Bread
Ginger
• Started an organic garden in the break room.
Meta
Punching Bag
• Mostly carved smiley faces into my desk
Education
BS from Waitlisted at numerous Ivy League institutions
Major: Emotional Distress
GPA: 2.4
Hobbies
helping small business learn how to better use Salesforce, inventing the internet
References
a doctor
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