Lisa Crusader



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Summary

Business Whisperer with a terrible sense of humor and 14 picoseconds of experience. #VenmoMe

Work Experience

BP

Champion of Excellence

• Mostly in charge of styling hair, but also did some nail clipping and backrubs.

Zed’s Bread

Ginger

• Started an organic garden in the break room.

Meta

Punching Bag

• Mostly carved smiley faces into my desk

Education

BS from Waitlisted at numerous Ivy League institutions

Major: Emotional Distress

GPA: 2.4

Hobbies

helping small business learn how to better use Salesforce, inventing the internet

References

a doctor

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