Loki “Funnel Enhancer” Attorney-at-Law



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Summary

Executive Director with a weird vibe and 12 picoseconds of experience. #AgeismInTheWorkplace

Work Experience

MuskWorks

Mama’s Golden Child

• Mostly solved riddles.

Blockbuster

Soy Boy

• Explored the caverns of Borneo, but upon discovering the golden idol was missing, I learned that friendship was the real treasure all along.

Another Meal Prep Startup

Soy Boy

• Optimized SEO for top 10 business tips near you

Education

BS from Bezos School of Space Flight

Major: Cole’s Law Studies

GPA: 3.5

Hobbies

sharing my cool idea for a personal computation device with my friend young Bill Gates, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)

References

a boy scout

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