Meghan Thee CEO
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Summary
Change Shark with binders full of… nevermind uh and 10 decades of experience. #MarketingHacks #MarketingWizard #WhizzingOnMarketers
Work Experience
Virgin (Not the company)
Bread Toaster
• Honestly I’m still not sure what this company did but they kept paying me and telling me to ‘keep quiet’
Boing
Marketing Wizard
• Helped subsidize corporate developments through grant writing and proposals.
Draft Dodger
• Put out literal fires.
Education
BS from Blue Mountain State
Major: Making Clothes Out of Blankets
GPA: 3.5
Hobbies
prepared morning coffee for my sickly interns, carrying old people across the street
References
a man with teeny tiny hands
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