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407 Tata Plaza • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Business Technologist with a good beard and 13 seconds of experience. #StopTheCount
Work Experience
Mid-sized Music Venue
Biggest Boy
• Helped automate work process by pretending to learn HTML but actually outsourced it to a Latvian engineer named Juris. Great guy. Wait no—I actually coded ignore that.
Startup.ly
Person Who Invites Everyone to BBQs
• Mostly crumpled up paper and threw it into trash cans while yelling “Kobe”
Wendy’s Parking Lot
CFO
• Spreadsheets or something idfk
Education
BS from Subway™ School of the Sandwich Arts
Major: Management
GPA: 2.5
Hobbies
when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”), revitalizing my local infrastructure through the power of marketing
References
a savvy IT guy
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