Peet Swopato
2 Dumpster-Behind-Wendy’s Plaza • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Medium-motivated Shark with no regard for the law and 2 seconds of experience. #Bonds #Debt #SalesManagement #BDSM
Work Experience
Oracle
Punching Bag
• Led all salespeople in winking at coworkers
Elon Musk’s Front Lawn
Software User
• Delivered mail.
Head of Corporate Sin
• Idk why but it seems relevant to include here that i had tons of friends in college
Education
BS from PCU
Major: Agricultural Philosophy
GPA: 3.1
Hobbies
teaching Jeff Bezos how to read, building fresh water wells for underserved villages in southern New Jersey
References
a dentist
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