Persephone Luurinen-Handset
2 Blegh Ave. • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Concept Shark with 6 toes and 15 minutes of experience. #TacoBell
Work Experience
UTI
Pickling Expert
• Smelled everything to make sure it’s okay
I Make Slinkies Out of Household Materials
Salmon Filleter
• In charge of dicing cheeses for salads
Mama B’s Spicy Italian Soups & Co., LLC
Software “Developer” ;)
• Mostly was really cool and had like, tons of sex and was really popular
Education
BS from The Sorbonne
Major: Animal Husbandry
GPA: 3.6
Hobbies
tutoring veterans, teaching entrepreneurship to networkers
References
a mysterious nomad
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