Perseus



3128 Ladd Ave. • ShlinkedIn.com 
Summary

Artistic Intern with a slender profile and 1 minutes of experience. #5G #Unsafe #KillsBirds

Work Experience

Grumble

Sturgeon De-scaler

• Honestly not sure what I did here but they kept paying me.

Investment Firm

Sandal Wearer

• Filled our funnels with all sorts of stuff. Leads, grains, various leafy greens. All sorts of stuff.

Zed’s Bread

Destroyer of Man

• Hello? It’s grandma. I lam lerning SMS txt messaging. My friend Gloris’s grandaughter is going to art school.

Education

BS from Barnyard

Major: Double: Business and Getting Down to Business

GPA: 3.6

Hobbies

tutoring veterans, repainting hospitals for charity

References

a nun

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