Purrfessor Katz



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Summary

Culture Marketer with a blog and 8 decades of experience. #TacoBell

Work Experience

Blockbuster

Business Daddy

• In charge of correspondence between my boss and my boss’ ex

Ancient Roman Army (Hail Caesar)

I’m A Cop

• Lubricated our sales funnel

WalMart Bathroom

Logistics Wizard

• Mostly in charge of styling hair, but also did some nail clipping and backrubs.

Education

BS from Barnyard

Major: Astronomy

GPA: 0.1

Hobbies

spoon-feeding rainforest turtles, inventing which way is Weast

References

a raccoon

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