Salamander Please help
6 Park Place • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Medium-motivated Marketer with despair in my soul and 13 hours of experience. #5G #Unsafe #KillsBirds
Work Experience
GenericTechCo.ly
Business Expert
• Learned HTML, and then re-learned it when I found out that wasn’t an abbreviation for “Hotmail.”
Smith-Takametsu Co.
Business Guru
• Got coffee, mainly
Elon Musk’s Front Lawn
Chief Culinary Officer
• In charge of correspondence between my boss and my boss’ ex
Education
BS from The school from Dead Poet’s Society (but it’s a college I guess)
Major: English
GPA: 0.9
Hobbies
teaching amputees about diversity, tutoring veterans
References
a youth pastor
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