Sergeant L. Febrezeius
5431 Stinkyboy Boulevard • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Design Hustler with a podcast and 14 minutes of experience. #Patriot #RedWhiteBlue
Work Experience
Enron
Avocado Smusher
• Responded to all questions on Yahoo Answers
GoPhreshly
I’m A Cop
• Smelled everything to make sure it’s okay
Landscaping Company
“Cool” Boss
• Generated revenue by stealing co-worker’s wallets.
Education
BS from PragerU
Major: Agricultural Philosophy
GPA: 2.2
Hobbies
massaging our brave veterans, carrying old people across the street
References
my friend, Grolf
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